Friday Flash 55: Dumped

3 Sep

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At his age the sight of me in shorts shouldn’t get him so excited.
He licks my knees.
“No way.”
He licks my toes.
“It’s too early.”
His eyes adore me.
I get my running shoes.
I’m dumped at the front gate for the first big-eyed doe to flick her tail at him.

This post is part of G-Mans Friday Flash 55. Drop by to see what other participants wrote.

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Cook Naked: La Bete Noire (via )

2 Sep

Kelly Jamieson and my character, Le Marquis de Bond from The Dungeon Gourmet are whipping up something sinful in the Cook Naked Column this week.

Cook Naked: La Bete Noire Bond: Who doesn’t love that racing heart, wobbly knee feeling you get tiptoeing into a dark basement, at the mouth of a mysterious cave, or just inside the dungeon door? The dark calls to us and frightens us at the same time. Thanks to a recipe Kelly Jamieson sent to me, we take a journey to the dark side this week, stir the dark beast. Today we're baking la bête noir — a fitting suggestion from a lady who explores the shadows of the soul with s … Read More

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Cook Naked: Fingerlings to Give Picnics a French Twist (via )

26 Aug

I joined a group blog with some talented authors from Ellora’s Cave. I have the honor of writing the weekly Cook Naked column via the persona of Le Marquis de Bond, the sexy French Chef from the Dungeon Gourmet.

Stop by and say hi to Bond.

Cook Naked: Fingerlings to Give Picnics a French Twist Ah, fingers drizzled in fragrant oil. What's not love? Close your eyes, picture this. Breathe the scents. Does it make your tongue twitch? Your mouth water? Ah, wait. My sweet one, Sarai, she is like the backseat driver, reading over my shoulder when I blog. Une minute. Pardon, fingers, this is the wrong word. :) Sorry. I give the wrong impression. We'll have more than tongues twitching out there. Fingerings. This is what I mean. Today I teach yo … Read More

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