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    Cook Naked: Fingerlings to Give Picnics a French Twist (via )

    I joined a group blog with some talented authors from Ellora’s Cave. I have the honor of writing the weekly Cook Naked column via the persona of Le Marquis de Bond, the sexy French Chef from the Dungeon Gourmet. Stop by and say hi to Bond. Ah, fingers drizzled in fragrant oil. What's not love? Close your eyes, picture this. Breathe the scents. Does it make your tongue twitch? Your mouth water? Ah, wait. My sweet one, Sarai, she is like the backseat driver, reading over my shoulder when I blog. Une minute. Pardon, fingers, this is the wrong word. πŸ™‚ Sorry. I give the wrong impression. We'll have more…

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    Maybe

    1. Limits defined over coffee Maybe it wasn’t love at first sight so much as it was an awareness,a sense of possibilities lurking. She was like one of those stubborn dandelions you seeing growing between the cracks of a sidewalk. He was like one of those pines that root and grow on a windswept cliff. “I don’t need that warm fuzzy stuff,” she said, ” no kissy-kissy hand holding.” “We’ll see,” he said. 2. The Whipping Tree He took her to a mist draped meadow, adorned her wrists with steel bracelets, wooed her with with kisses delivered on braided leather tongues, stripped her to the bone, used her until she…

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    Size Matters #EroticAuthorsTweet

    nara_malone: UPS guy can’t find me. πŸ™ brandi_evans:Β  Oh sorry…I redirected him to my house. Did I forget to mention that? πŸ˜‰ nara_malone: Called him, guiding him in #nicetry tibbyarmstrong:Β  *snicker* #juvenilehumor nara_malone: Wow. It’s really big!!! brandi_evans: Man, my mind just went straight to gutter. πŸ˜‰ nara_malone: size does matter… brandi_evans: LMAO!! True that!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had to shorten the tweets to get them to fit, but I think I got all the pertinent details in. πŸ™‚ Thanks to authors Brandi Evans and Tibby Armstrong for their contributions. Follow them on twitter for more sizzling conversations. This post was written as a contribution to G-mans Friday Flash 55. See…